The Humpty Dumpty Syndrome

Despite the global euphoria that greeted Barack Obama’s landslide victory on Tuesday, U.S. stocks posted their greatest post-election decline in history — evidence that investors are now beginning to realize what we’ve been saying all along: "All the king’s horses and all the king’s men can’t put the economy together again.”

Indeed, this would have happened no matter who won the election; the torrent of global disasters was already in the pipeline, already feeding on itself, and already accelerating:

U.S. unemployment at a 14-year high … 250,000 jobs lost in October … nearly 1.2 million jobs lost so far this year … more workers now receiving unemployment benefits than at any time in a quarter century.
Consumer spending — two-thirds of the U.S. economy — taking … Kohl’s, Kmart and many other retailers forced to slash prices 40%, 50%, 60% … major chains like Mervyn’s, Circuit City, Linens ‘n Things and others closing hundreds of stores from coast to coast.
The auto industry sucking fumes … GM, Ford and Chrysler begging for more hand-outs in addition to the $25 billion Washington has already loaned them … Toyota slashing its profit forecasts by more than 66% … Daimler’s sales plunging 18% … BMW profits cut in half.
Technology companies starving for sales … Cisco’s growth rate cut in half … Qualcomm posting a 22% drop in earnings … quarterly profits at Lenovo Group, the world’s fourth-largest PC maker, crashing 78% in July, August and September.

THIS is why Congress is already talking about throwing hundreds of billions more at this crisis. And this is also why you’d better hang onto you hat — because these massive bailouts and handouts guarantee that …

A NEW Orgy of U.S. Government
Borrowing Is Directly Ahead!

Earlier this week — even BEFORE this terrible news hit the wires — the U.S. Treasury announced that between last month and the end of the year, it will borrow a total of $550 billion — more than the entire deficit for ALL of fiscal 2008.

At the same time, Goldman Sachs analysts just announced that, to finance an $850 billion federal deficit … to buy $500 billion in bad assets … and to roll over $561 billion in maturing Treasury securities, Washington will have to borrow TWO TRILLION DOLLARS!

But we think it could be a lot more. Just look at the loans, investments and commitments that the government has ALREADY made:

$700 billion to the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP) rushed into law in September …
$200 billion to nationalize Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac …
$25 billion for the Big Three auto manufacturers, $29 billion for Bear Stearns, and $123 billion for AIG …
$144 billion to buy mortgage-backed securities (Part of which is included in the item above) …
$300 billion for the Federal Housing Administration Rescue Bill to refinance bad mortgages …
$87 billion to pay back JPMorgan Chase for financing bad trades made by Lehman Brothers …
$200 billion in loans to banks under the Fed’s Reserve Term Auction Facility (TAF) …
$50 billion to support the commercial paper held by money market mutual funds — so far. (By the way, approximately $1.3 trillion worth of commercial paper would qualify, adding a huge unquantifiable liability to the U.S. government.) …
$620 billion in currency swaps with industrial nations, including aid to the Bank of Canada, Bank of England, Bank of Japan, National Bank of Denmark, European Central Bank, Bank of Norway, Reserve Bank of Australia, Bank of Sweden, and Swiss National Bank …
$120 billion in swaps for emerging markets, including the central banks of Brazil, Mexico, South Korea and Singapore …
Unquantifiable new liabilities to cover FDIC’s new, expanded bank deposit insurance coverage from $100,000 to $250,000 …
And more!

Not including the unquantifiable liabilities, that adds up to nearly $2.7 trillion or about SEVENTEEN TIMES the size of this year’s entire economic stimulus package!

And that $2.7 trillion doesn’t even begin to address Washington’s next attempts to fight this crisis as unemployment continues to skyrocket and consumer spending continues to crash.

Just last week, we heard more calls in Congress for a second huge stimulus package in an attempt to get shell-shocked consumers to begin spending again. We saw GM, Ford and Chrysler huddling with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to craft another huge bailout for the auto industry. And you can be sure that there will be more to come.

This reality — the fact that the greatest tidal wave of Treasury bonds in history is about to slam into the markets — means two things:

1. Plunging bond prices: Like any other investment, when the supply of bonds rises, bond prices fall. Given the mind-boggling size of this borrowing binge, we’re now staring down the barrel of one of the most devastating bond market crashes ever.

2. Huge profit potential for contrarian investors like us: Investments that soar when bond prices plunge are about to give you the opportunity to multiply your money throughout the rest of 2008 … throughout 2009 … and beyond!

In fact, this great government borrowing binge gives us not just one, but TWO opportunities to go for windfall crisis profits in the weeks and months ahead …

WINDFALL PROFIT OPPORTUNITY #1:
These New, Little-known Investments
Can Hand You Triple-Your-Money Gains
When Bond Prices Plunge …

Years ago, unless you were a registered government bond dealer, it was impossible to profit from a bond market decline. You were not allowed to sell Treasury bonds short to profit from their decline. And later, even with the advent of Treasury-bond futures, the risk was too great.

Not any more! For the first time in history, you now can buy a simple, exchange-traded fund (ETF) that was specifically created to PROFIT from falling bond prices.

The basic principal is very simple: The more the government has to borrow, the more bond prices are likely to decline … and the more bond prices decline, the more money you stand to make!

PLUS, for the first time in history, there is ALSO an ETF now available that lets you DOUBLE your profits as bonds crater: With each $1 decline in the bond price index, you make $2!

Best of all, you can grab that huge profit potential without buying futures or options, without selling short, and with …

Simple, easy-to-trade EXCHANGE TRADED FUNDS: No exotic investments, no margin, no foreign accounts — just buy or sell ETFs in your regular broker account. If you can buy 100 shares of AT&T, you can just as easily buy 100 shares in these special ETFs, online or offline.

Low cost of entry: Ideal for investors with as little as $5,000 to invest and also for investors with $100,000 or more …

ETFs that hand you TWO dollars for every one dollar that stock or bond indexes fall: When they drop 15%, you could make 30% … when they fall 30%, you could grab 60% … and when they plunge 50%, you could double your money!

Five layers of protection to shield you from excess risk: Designed to help you minimize risk and maximize your returns, making you steadily richer every time stocks plunge …

All for just $2.46 per day: Recos designed to multiply your money every month for less than the cost of your morning coffee!

If, for example, bonds fall as much as they did in the bond market crisis of 1980, you could see gains of as much as 200% in my favorite inverse bond ETF.

Given the sheer size of this precedent-shattering borrowing spree, I personally think you’ll do much better. But even if bonds only fall half as much as they did in 1980, you could double your money in a relatively short period of time.

WINDFALL PROFIT OPPORTUNITY #2:
These Inverse ETFs Can Hand You
Many MORE Doubles As Crashing Bonds
Take Global Stocks to New Lows!

The fact is, if these inverse ETFs on bond prices were the only way to go for huge gains as the government’s borrowing binge unfolds, your profit potential would be enormous. But the wealth you can amass directly from sinking bond prices is only the beginning.

Your second windfall profit opportunity is with ETFs designed to profit from falling stock prices — both in the U.S. and abroad.

Heck, with just one trade this summer, these double inverse ETFs could have helped you turn $5,000 into as much as $10,335 …

Or $50,000 into $103,350 …

Or $100,000 into a whopping $206,700 …

All in just a few weeks!

On big down days in the market, you could make those kinds of gains in just a few HOURS! But I don’t stop with just helping you go for huge gains on single days: My Crisis Opportunity ETF Trader is designed to help you COMPOUND your gains — month after month — as long as this crisis lasts!

And in this super-volatile environment, only inverse ETFs can make those kinds of gains possible — all in a regular brokerage account, even an IRA!

Even last summer — between May 15 and July 15 — when stocks were far less volatile than they are now, inverse ETFs could have handed you gains of 30.9% … 46.1% … up to 106.7%.

Thanks to these inverse ETFs, you could have banked …

A healthy 30.9% gain between June 5 and July 15 as the technology sector declined …
An impressive 37.2% gain between June 5 and July 11 as the semiconductor sector fell …
A tidy 37.7% gain between May 15 and July 15 as the consumer services sector dropped …
A tasty 46.1% gain between June 5 and July 15 as the real estate sector plunged, and …
A whopping 106.7% gain — more than a DOUBLE — between May 15 and July 15 as the financial sector cratered.

And more recently — as the markets became more volatile in September and October, these inverse ETFs could have handed you …

A 49.6% gain in just 14 days as the semiconductor sector declined between October 1 and October 15 …
A 61.0% gain in just 15 days as the technology sector fell between September 25 and October 10 …
An 89.13% gain in just 19 days as the real estate sector dropped between September 26 and October 15 …
An 89.6% gain in just 19 days as the consumer services sector plunged between September 26 and October 15, and …
An 89.9% gain in just eight days as the financial sector cratered between October 1 and October 9!

Unfortunately, you can’t go back in time to grab those gains and neither can I. But it’s crucial to understand two things: First, in each case, your money would only have been at risk for a brief time, and second, over time, these kinds of short-term gains could easily multiply your money three times … four times … even five times over!

And now, with soaring interest rates, global stock markets are setting themselves up to get crushed again, and my favorite inverse ETFs on global stock markets could give you even greater profits in a shorter period of time!

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